Big Trouble In Little Ass A Novella edition by Wolvriey Literature Fiction eBooks
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From Bizarro master storyteller Wol-vriey comes a truly weird western tale that will leave you awe-struck and on the edge of your seat...
In the town named Little Ass, tight-assed prostitute Rosa overhears a gunslinger's plans to assassinate rancher Edison Bennett. Once the badass Bennett learns of the plot, he ensures there'll be hell to pay for any attempt on his life!
Yes, it's going to take all of gunslinger Jude's shooting prowess, his eclectic collection of strange firearms, a trusty horse that requires an owners' manual, and the help of the lovely and invigorating Nell (who's EXTREMELY odd when the going gets weird), to survive the Bizarro hell that Edison Bennett unleashes in order to hold onto the land that he'd stolen from Madam Zizi.
An excerpt from the book
Edison returned with his drink. He and Valhalla studied Jude’s gun.
“It’s made of bone, Edison,” Valhalla said. “Smells like fish bone.”
Edison raised a startled eyebrow. He finished his whiskey, then broke the weapon open to check its ammo.
There were three shells in the cylinder, and no spent casings. Edison thought
the three empty chambers odd. Even odder, the ends of the unfired shells looked like frayed meat.
He shook the bullets out into his hand.
Frowning, he held one up so Valhalla and Ike could see it. Lamplight glinted
off the bullet’s fingernail.
“What sort of a weapon fires severed human fingers?” he asked.
Big Trouble In Little Ass A Novella edition by Wolvriey Literature Fiction eBooks
Full disclosure: I was asked by the author, Wol-vriey, to review this novella. I am a bit late due to unforeseen health issues.The story is truly unique and quite bizarre. I must admit to some admiration of his creativity and imagination. I must also admit to nearly wetting myself laughing at the unpredictable twists and turns that the plot takes.
I find myself in a dilemma as I write this review. It is very difficult to tell or summarize the story without giving away spoilers, something I refuse to do.
So, here goes my attempt to summarize without giving away any spoilers.
A cowboy rides into town on a very unique horse and a reputation as a badass gunslinger. His mission is to drive the usurpers and reclaim the ranch for his client who has been reduced to running the local bordello. He quickly finds himself in very deep doodoo, having had both arms and legs shot off. How he gets out of that mess and those that follow come straight from the imagination of the author. From that point on, I leave the reader to decide whether or not to read on. What follows is pure bizarro fiction of the finest sort. If you are offended by bodily fluids, or any other types of bodily products, be warned. This novella takes the genre to the grossest and most hilarious extremes l have ever encountered. Definitely not for the squeamish, but a MUST READ for fans of the genre.
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Big Trouble In Little Ass A Novella edition by Wolvriey Literature Fiction eBooks Reviews
This was a pretty good weird western. It was fairly tame for a Wol-Vriey read (This is my 3rd one) but it still had his weirdness to it.
Bizarro Master Wol-vriey hits us with another masterpiece.
A Bizarro Western, "Big Trouble In Little Ass" is about a strangely armed cowboy hired by Zizi, a madam in the local brothel, to kill a vicious bigshot who took her ranch away from her. What follows is pure Wol-vriey madness.
We have guns that shoot fingers and teeth and even legs, a penis-living mutant god, and our urine-soaked hero Jude is the quintessential badass cowboy.
This novella is pure fun, recommended for anyone who likes the over the top absurdism that's present in every Wol-vriey story. Five stars.
5 stars because Wol-vriey doubles down on the weird every time it gets too weird. No one else deadpans the most fantastical imaginings like this. Less hipster than other bizarro- while being a lot more bizarre.
Full disclosure I was asked by the author, Wol-vriey, to review this novella. I am a bit late due to unforeseen health issues.
The story is truly unique and quite bizarre. I must admit to some admiration of his creativity and imagination. I must also admit to nearly wetting myself laughing at the unpredictable twists and turns that the plot takes.
I find myself in a dilemma as I write this review. It is very difficult to tell or summarize the story without giving away spoilers, something I refuse to do.
So, here goes my attempt to summarize without giving away any spoilers.
A cowboy rides into town on a very unique horse and a reputation as a badass gunslinger. His mission is to drive the usurpers and reclaim the ranch for his client who has been reduced to running the local bordello. He quickly finds himself in very deep doodoo, having had both arms and legs shot off. How he gets out of that mess and those that follow come straight from the imagination of the author. From that point on, I leave the reader to decide whether or not to read on. What follows is pure bizarro fiction of the finest sort. If you are offended by bodily fluids, or any other types of bodily products, be warned. This novella takes the genre to the grossest and most hilarious extremes l have ever encountered. Definitely not for the squeamish, but a MUST READ for fans of the genre.
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